Slght bloomer from "Auntie" Iain Ayre - the picture shpws Colin Hedgecock's Mini Jem Mk. 2 which contains an anything-but-rattly 1071 'S' engine.

The problem reported by Hertford Mini Marcos owner Philip Green was a rattling noise emmanating from the distributor area.

A second black mark is awarded because "Auntie" suggested that Philip should join the National Mini Owners Club and not the Mini Marcos Owners Club!.